Note: before you read this nonsense, just know I did NOT condone this post, Scott knew I would take it down, so he even changed my password, that little turkey. I must apologize to my poor sweet parents who will probably disown me for this childish behavior.
And you know sweetie, maybe if you had this body back, I wouldn't need to be gawking at a "ten year old". Wow, that was harsh, just kidding darling, you know I think you rock.
I was recently looking at blogs in an effort to make my wife happy. This is done by making specific comments about her friends and even gossip. I was appalled to find that our wives were drooling at this “stud” from the “New Moon” movie (cougars) on a friend’s blog. I won’t mention names (Jesse who lives in New Mexico).
This is an excerpt of the comment my wife made after viewing this ten year old.
“Yeah, pretty sure I can't get over Jacob...I told Scott straight up that I would leave him for Jacob if I had the chance. He said "I would leave me for him too!"
Those abs...” End of quote.
I never said that. I am a man with feelings gosh darn it. By the way we husbands also had nice bodies before you made us have kids.
Eat your heart out JILL! (PS, if anyone out there doesn’t know me, let me just say that I am kidding).