You can't attempt to take a nap when you have a 3 year old and 2 year old running around, especially OUR 3 and 2 year old...even if you DO put a movie on for them and remove any potential weapons.
Because this is what will happen within 5 minutes of you trying to lay down...
your beautiful, patient wife.
P.S. thank you though, for cleaning up the mess before I came home.
Note to self: NEVER, under any circumstances buy cool whip again. Ever.